Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
