He asked to "fluff my boner.."
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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