sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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