I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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