OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
