I can't breathe out the right side of my face
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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