I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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