Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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