One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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