Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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