it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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