Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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