Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Randomize
