Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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