butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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