i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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