She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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