Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
pop tarts are not kleenex
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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