So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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