guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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