i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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