She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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