you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
