I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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