I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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