Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
