I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Randomize
