She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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