69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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