But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Randomize
