is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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