Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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