she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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