i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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