are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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