Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Is it penis luge time yet?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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