so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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