was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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