But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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