i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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