Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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