Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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