i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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