I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
