they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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