Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
