Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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