David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Dear god my vagina.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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