No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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