And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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