spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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