It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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