what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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