I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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