every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
All the doctor said was why
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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