I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I have post one night stand depression
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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