I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
What happened to fro yo and sex?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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