She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
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