We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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